Religion and the Penis

Religion is like a penis. It's great if you have one, but don't go shoving it down other people's throats when they don't want you too. It's just rude. My whole life I have watched and listened to people debating religion. I do not debate religion, I feel that your religious beliefs are personal and private. I don't care what you worship, just don't expect everyone to feel the same as you. So many wars, so much hatred and intolerance, all over a belief system. I don't know God personally, but I bet that he/she/whatever doesn't approve of narrow minded, dogmatic beliefs- or violence and hatred perpetuated in the name of religion. Seriously...live and let live. And keep your penis to yourself unless you are asked to share!