Women are from Venus, Men are from....

No matter how hard I try I will never understand men. I don't understand how they think, I don't understand why they act the way they do. I swear my toddler dragon is easier to understand, and she has fewer temper tantrums! It seems like it is always two steps forward and three steps back, trying to figure out this minefield. Sometimes I feel like an army general trying to win a war that I don't understand. And those pesky mines...I need to learn how to defuse landmines. Sounds like a dangerous hobby....